legal feed

Legal feed

 

questions have been sued.

relief may employ

an ounce. if pigs

or your portions

do not file a written

size with the chicken

who issued this hamburger

by 10 am on the pound

next following the questions

of 42 herds after the

discount of demand

of this law and virus

 a default couple may

be taken against everything

 

 

Source

Blaney, Betsy. Beef Prices Sizzle to a 27-Year High. Houston Chronicle. 14 Apr. 2014. B1, B4

 

Legal Notices. Houston Chronicle. 14 Apr. 2014. B8

 

Note:

This is an integration of an article on beef prices in Texas with the one form of classifieds I could find in today’s paper, legal notices. I switched out all of the nouns. This has necessarily an agricultural feel, but hopefully a little broader.  

 

Here is the prompt I was responding to:

 

Refer to the advertising section or the classifieds in your source newspaper. Create a poem by replacing all of the nouns in your chosen ad segment or classified listing with nouns from one article in the same newspaper. You may use multiple ads/classifieds, presented in the order of your choosing.