Wednesday, April 9, 2014

asparagus in the headlines: Found poetry


asparagus signals


Spring (groups’ lobby)
for Texas.
 
To take action on equal pay,
self-cleaning ovens have
drawbacks, bottles each.
 
Deserve to be well-known,
catering to the kosher.
 
Sweet tooth, inspiring bassoonist.
 
 
Sources
Barned-Smith, St.John. “Groups Lobby for Texas to Take Action on Equal Pay.” Houston Chronicle 9 Apr. 2014: B1.
 
Prendergrast, Sylvia. “Inspiring Bassoonist.” Houston Chronicle 9 Apr. 2014: B6.
 
Heloise. “Self-Cleaning Oven has Drawbacks.” Houston Chronicle 9 Apr. 2014: E2.
 
Morago, Greg. “Catering to the Kosher Sweet Tooth.” Houston Chronicle 9 Apr. 2014: F1.
 
Robertson, Dale. “Bottles Each Deserve to be Well-Known.” Houston Chronicle 9 Apr. 2014: F2.
 
Daley, Bill. “Asparagus Signals Spring.” Houston Chronicle 9 Apr. 2014: F6.
 
Note:

Today’s goal was to create poems using headlines only from today’s paper. I selected twenty headlines that seemed promising and played around with various combinations of them. In the end, I only needed six. Well, “needed” is strong.
 
Here is the prompt I was responding to:
 
Compose a poem whose body is sourced from article headlines in your newspaper.
 

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

surreal caramel: my beau present for oulipost


surreal caramel

my rural sclera….

alarms. mauls clash,
crash, rhyme. acres.
mercury rays-
arms ache, a marsh.

she: caramel
as caramel,
yeah- easy, sure/
real. sacral, calm
as amylase.
 

Source
Wermund, Benjamin. “Controversial Social Scientist’s Visit Creates a Furor at Rice.” Houston Chronicle 8 Apr. 2014: B1.


Note:  

The goal was to create a poem using a name found in the newspaper, and Charles Murray (of Bell Curve fame) obliged by coming to town.
 
Here is the prompt I was responding to:
 
Select a name from one of your newspaper articles, famous or not. Compose a poem using only words that can be made from the letters in that person’s name. For example, if you selected “John Travolta,” you may only use words that can be made from the letters A, J, H, L, N, O, R, T and V.
The use of web-based tools is highly encouraged to help uncover different words that can be made from your letters of choice. One tool you might consider is the Scrabble Word Finder.

Monday, April 7, 2014

breadfruit! (and bonus Bieber): N+7 Oulipost


Recreation (cruet, breadfruit, raisins)


most fervent  (asterisk) audits:                  


general;                                              

make less on average                         

than mandibles in the same…           

 
clear;
no woodcutter has been
as significant osier thorn
in any of the wound’s
great philosophical
traitors.
 
She supports joist accompanist

and
higher efficiency
 

Sources
Fikac, Peggy. “Ad With Abbott, Chains Makes for Mussed Message.” Houston Chronicle 7 Apr. 2014: B2.
Kearney, Syd. "Record Crowd Braves Rain for Tasty Barbecue Festival.” Houston Chronicle 7 Apr. 2014: B2.


Note:
Day 7, and I have no clue how this turned out. The task was to take a passage and apply the formula to it. But all the really tasty sentences were surrounded by other sentences that were chock full of proper names and party names. In the end, I picked the article I liked and then used the passages that were also quotes. All of the text of the poem is taken from the following three sentences:

 
  • Most female assistant attorneys general make less on average than do men in the same job classification.
  • No woman has been a significant original thinker in any of the world’s great philosophical traditions.
  • She supports job access and higher education.

Clearly a theme in the article (the middle sentence is a quote of Charles Murray, not the article author).



For the title of the poem I went next door to the title of the piece beside it in the paper, and ran “record crowd braves rain” through the thingamabob.
 
The generator is a lot of fun. Here’s the chorus of Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’
 

Backcloth, backcloth, backcloth oooh
Like backcloth, backcloth, backcloth nooo
Like backcloth, backcloth, backcloth oooh
I thrill you'd always be minicab

 

Here is the prompt I was responding to:



You’ll want a dictionary for this one! Select a passage from one of your newspaper articles. Replace each noun the passage with the seventh noun following it in the dictionary. A hard-copy dictionary will make the exercise more varied and fun; however, you can also use the online N+7 generator to create your text.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

A more traditional form: found blank verse for oulipost (accept it's not my club)


accept it’s not my club 
(I love my club. Except its not my club):
Its high school didn’t teach evolution;
The family cancers would keep coming;
Sometimes he’d literally shut his eyes.


I love my club. Except it’s not my club:
You really want to make your parents proud of you-
She gave me rides until I got my car
(If I do this or that I can turn pro)

You really want to make your parents proud of you:
(I was lost out there on the tour sometimes)
She was so happy when they bought the house
(I love my club, except it’s not my club)

I really didn’t think I could beat him
(You want to make your parents proud of you;
Sometimes he’d literally shut his eyes)
I love my club, except it’s not my club.


Sources
Ackerman, Todd. “This Scientist Just Might Cure Cancer.” Houston Chronicle 6 Apr. 2014: A1, A20, A21.
Robertson, Dale. "River Oaks Sees Giammalva Come of Age.’" Houston Chronicle 6 Apr. 2014: C7.
Marinia, Richard, & Christensen, Sig. “Victim’s Wife Heard Fatal Shots” Houston Chronicle 6 Apr. 2014: B3


Note:
Wow. This was even more work. The task was to find sentences that were iambic pentameter and make a poem out of them. Newspaper stories are surprisingly wordy, with may more composite sentences than you might expect, until you ask yourself, “Holy crap, will this sentence ever end? And how am I supposed to find a sentence short enough” and then you say to your reader, “see what I did there?” I could probably have focused on lines rather than sentences and there were several that really jumped out at me, but I wanted to see what I could do with the tighter constraint of sentences, not just lines. The title is a different take on half of one of the sentences.

In any case, I was happy with the pieces of iambic pentameter I came up with. I didn’t think that there would be repetition, but putting them together in different ways just asked to be done. So I did it.

Here is the prompt I was responding to:
Compose a poem using unintentional lines of iambic pentameter found in your newspaper.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

the f-bomb, a tautogram for Oulipost


February


facing Friday’s fire,

                               first:
files, found files; feel
far (files, files, files
from files), far; 
                         feel
final….
for felons/family.



Source Ward, Mike, and Hassan, Anita. "29 Sex Felons Vacating House.’" Houston Chronicle 5 Apr. 2014: A1, A12.


Note:
I decided to limit myself to one article and this one jumped out at me. Probably, in part because this is a continuation of a story I used in another found poetry a couple of days ago. Also, I like the f-sound, which is another reason this probably leaped out at me.


Here is the prompt I was responding to. Short and sweet, which is at least half like my poem:
 
Compose a poem whose words — or at least the principal ones — all begin with the same letter. The words must be sourced from your newspaper.

Friday, April 4, 2014

*you* you know...a fibonacci poem for Oulipo


You you know
 
 
you you know;

your honeymoon-
                          trouble;

dance-alley on,
life disappears.

 

 

Source (a sentence, within)
Darling, Cary. "Honeymoon Goes Awry in Fast-Paced ‘In the Blood.’" Houston Chronicle 4 Apr. 2014: E4.
 

Note:
This was a surprising amount of work. Not producing this poem, as will be obvious, but selecting it. It’s the product of a Fibonacci sequence, in this case (1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21-34-55-89-144) of found words. This means a lot depends on the first sentence of the article. Eliminating a lot of obvious non-starters left a variety of options, none of which panned out as well (?) as this one did.


Here is the prompt I was responding to:


In a Fibonacci sequence, each term is the sum of the two terms immediately preceding it; typically with 1 as the first term: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5,8, 13, 21, 34, 55 and so on.
Select an article from your newspaper and create a poem using the words that correspond with the numbers in the sequence. Your poem will take the form of first word, first word, second word, third word, fifth word, eighth word, thirteenth word, etc. You can continue until you’ve run out of words in your article or until you’re happy with the poem’s conclusion.

 

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Definitional poetry: a cardinal number, ten times three


a cardinal number, ten times three



a negative used to express
denial or refusal:
acting as a single unit
used to indicate duty, propriety.
 
to possess a distressing emotion
aroused by impending evil, pain,

etc.; that people in general
(about, or going to)-
roused from sleep toward a more
elevated position;
 
and, to come upon by chance
(at that point in an action, speech,
etc.): a second person, singular.
 
of be; a set of this many persons
or things: an unjust exertion,
division of the species,
coitus!!!: to irritate, annoy or cause
resentful displeasure, vigorous,
immediately following-
in time- movable, usually solid…
 

 

Source (a sentence, within)

Ward, Mike & Hassan, Anita. "Neighbors Outraged Over Sex-Offender Home.’" Houston Chronicle 3 Apr. 2014: A1.

 

Note:

I kind of enjoyed this, and this will likely require multiple readings if making sense is a thing you want in what you read. I started with a single, albeit long sentence, which is also a quote within the article. (I had planned on starting with a very short sentence and then letting things flower more fully, but this sentence leaped out at me on the front page and I couldn’t really resist seeing what it would become).



In essence, I kept the definition of each word, or rather I selected definitions of the word and then trimmed some non-essentials, while keeping the definitions from the online dictionary intact, albeit trimmed. I *did* play around quite a bit with punctuation and spacing. This definitely embodies the notion that you don’t stop revising, you just eventually give up.



The sentence I started with was “No one should have to fear they will wake up and find 23 violent sex offenders living next door.” The article itself began with the phrase “Thirty sex offenders…” I liked the definition for thirty, so used it as the title of the poem.



The poem seemed to move from the particular and likely idiosyncratic to what may be a much more common description of human interaction and life.





Here is the prompt I was responding to:

 

Select a single sentence from a newspaper article. Replace each meaningful word in the text [verb, noun, adjective, adverb] by its dictionary definition. Repeat this treatment on the resulting sentence, and so on, until you’ve had enough! Note that after only two such treatments with a relatively compact dictionary, even a two-word sentence can produce an accumulation of 57 words.